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i'm naomi and my hair is red
i like tv and books and bagels


i have nothing else to say here

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

(Source: jakeparalta)

(Source: emildeville)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(Source: riddlemetom)

tehgreeneyes:

captain swan hiatus meme: [1/6] Physical Contacts

Lips

scrawnystiles:

(x)

scrawnystiles:

(x)

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(Source: gintarees)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

image

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?